Even MORE fake coupons!

If only the greatest people I know didn't live so far away

In case you can't read it, it states as follows:

BEST FRIEND APPLICATION
Reasons for me the be your BEST FRIEND

1. I love you!
2. I always want you 'round
3. I have a pool!
4. And a rollercoaster!
5. And fabric stores!
6. I am nice! And fun!
7. I will drawr you pikshurs!
8. I will take care of you forevah!
9. Bears & Pears Belong together!
10. LOVE YOU!

Pear is one of the loveliest people I know, and we've never even met. I can't count how many times she has cheered me up and made me feel like a very important person. People like this need to be physically in my life forever. <3

Daily Drawings 8-16-10

It's been a bad day.

Hello!

Hello, there, boys and girls! It's late and I'm exhausted and I would love nothing more than to just collapse into my bed and fall fast asleep, but that's not going to happen. My oh-so-humble abode looks like it was hit by a tornado and I can't seem to find my bed :/ I wish I lived a normal life where I could just crash on the couch when everything is too piled up to deal with, but... I don't.

Hugs and Kisses.

More foam crafting.

Yesterday I made this little bird and 4 more cheeto pins. I was pleasantly surprised about the bird, because I can't even draw one.

Two of Us...

I opted to buy these dishes today. I've wanted them a little while and they're on sale so I figured I should buy them before they're gone.

I bought a pitcher, two bowls, and two plates. One for me and one for...you...whoever you are. I'm thinking about maybe getting more if they're still there on payday, but I kind of like the idea of just a set for two. If only there was another person to share them with.

Pizza Crew Coloring Page 2

Another coloring page
for Pizza Crew.
It's supposed to be a knock-off TMNT, not a real one.

FUCK YOU SMITH SELF SERVICE!

The other day on the way home from work I saw this spray painted on a train.

I have never been so upset with anyone or anything that I thought “Shit, get me some spray paint and find me a train! I AM SO PISSED I GOTTA WRITE THIS ON A TRAIN!”

I wonder where this happened. I wonder what Smith Self Service did to this person to make them so terribly upset.

More mock coupons!

There are a bunch more, but these are some of my favorites I've done this week.

Dangerously Cheesy Jewelry.

My friend Jazzy said she wanted a Cheeto pin and when I inquired as to if she meant a pin that looked like a Cheeto she said yes, and that Jason Schwartzman had one, and said for me to make her one.

I agreed and went to the craft store directly after work. It's made of a foam egg that I sculpted with my fingernail in the car and some orange paints, glossy glaze, hot glue (that I had to melt with a candle because I can't find my gun) and a pin-back. I wanted to use a tie pin, but the store didn't have any.