My friend Halle sent me a switchblade comb in the mail. I can't even describe how excited I was when I saw it.
Immediately went into greaser mode. This picture got a lot of attention...positive attention. I was trying to be silly, but apparently this is a good look for me. The funniest part about the whole ordeal is how shocked people seemed to be by my appearance...
I feel like it's been months since I've been able to sit down and craft. While that's not entirely true, it's somewhat accurate. I started my job in July and since then I haven't really had a whole lot of time, or energy, to sit down and sew.
Doesn't really require a clever title. They're CUPCAKES.
If you're on Tumblr, there's a good chance you've seen the meme going around the past several hours of topless, bespectacled, babes and babe-ettes inspired by a few friends of mine.
In case you can't read it, it states as follows:
Hello, there, boys and girls! It's late and I'm exhausted and I would love nothing more than to just collapse into my bed and fall fast asleep, but that's not going to happen. My oh-so-humble abode looks like it was hit by a tornado and I can't seem to find my bed :/ I wish I lived a normal life where I could just crash on the couch when everything is too piled up to deal with, but... I don't.
Another coloring page
The other day on the way home from work I saw this spray painted on a train.I have never been so upset with anyone or anything that I thought “Shit, get me some spray paint and find me a train! I AM SO PISSED I GOTTA WRITE THIS ON A TRAIN!”
I wonder where this happened. I wonder what Smith Self Service did to this person to make them so terribly upset.
My friend Jazzy said she wanted a Cheeto pin and when I inquired as to if she meant a pin that looked like a Cheeto she said yes, and that Jason Schwartzman had one, and said for me to make her one.
Haven't done one of these in what feels like ages. 
Since we have to give her extra attention now that she has her "condition", I brought Lucy in here to hang out while I clean.
Illustration/Coloring Page I made for Jazzy's Pizza Crew. My Pizza Crew name is Mona Pizza.
This is the cover of the moleskine I use to balance my money in so I don't wake up one day, broke, and can't remember where all of my money went!
It's high school all over again. Why should the pregnant girls get special treatment? Pregnant women in the workplace get to take time off for pregnancy, but why don't the rest of us get some sort of special leave for things that are just as important to us? 
She's been twitching for the past few weeks and we've been terribly worried about her. The vet didn't seem to think anything was wrong. Lastnight I finally googled her symptoms (we thought it was an allergic reaction to a bug bite at first so we were googling what she SHOULD be displaying). It turns out she has feline hyperesthesia syndrome. I know it's never the best idea to diagnose via the internet, but the symptoms are spot on and I youtubed videos of other cats with the same disorder and it's the exact same thing Lucy has. Basically the internet says to spoil her rotten (at least that's what it comes down to) and that antidepressants can help. It turns out it's common in Siamese cats, and she's half, but it can happen to all cats.
In my defense, I thought it would move before I could ever actually flick it :)
It's been a long time coming. My right calf tries to cramp up every morning lately when I stretch. This morning, however, it went full on charley horse. (This drawing is much more interesting than a drawing of a leg muscle.)
I sort of like this. Wish this was the kind of thing I got to do at work every day. In fact, they probably won't even let me use this. Wah wah wah.
