If only the greatest people I know didn't live so far away

In case you can't read it, it states as follows:

BEST FRIEND APPLICATION
Reasons for me the be your BEST FRIEND

1. I love you!
2. I always want you 'round
3. I have a pool!
4. And a rollercoaster!
5. And fabric stores!
6. I am nice! And fun!
7. I will drawr you pikshurs!
8. I will take care of you forevah!
9. Bears & Pears Belong together!
10. LOVE YOU!

Pear is one of the loveliest people I know, and we've never even met. I can't count how many times she has cheered me up and made me feel like a very important person. People like this need to be physically in my life forever. <3